Strange Day

I went for a jog today. No biggie.  But when I'm doing it, a car pulls up and parks way up ahead, when I reach it, the guy inside is watching me and jerking off.  i see his cock.  He's about 50.  He just looks at my face and keeps going.  I let him finish.  He cums, waves and drives away.  Ok. Weird.

So I get home and nobody is home, so i take a shower.  When I go into my room I decide to have some me time and i lay down and start rubbing myself.  Well, I stupidly didn't realize there are roofers next door.  When I finish I hear a bunch of clapping and hooting and there are like 5 guys watching me!  I'm as bad as the guy in the car!  What the hell? 

I was super embarassed. Quick covered up and closed my blinds.  I didn't even leave until they were all gone. 

What's the craziest thing to happen to you while you are masturbating? 

What a Night!

My bf is awesome!  He invited me over to his place, knowing I had been stressed the past two weeks over health stuff and money.  So this was his deal: a night of pampering.  I was super excited.

First he made me dinner.  We had pasta with lemon, olive oil and clams.  It was to die for.  Then he gave me a back and foot massage.  While I was naked and totally relaxed he had me sit on the couch where he slowly rubbed my clit.  It was so nice!  Then he brought over two bar stools so I could prop my feet up on them so he was between my spread legs.  As he rubbed my clit, he also teased my asshole with his other hand.  All of this was done super fucking slow. i was in heaven.

After a few minutes of this, he broke out lube and a vibrator.  I didn't care at this point and said he could do whatever.  The vibrator went up my ass and as he rubbed my clit he turned it on and fucked me with it.  I had 5! fucking orgasms right in a row.  it was amazing!  I also slept like a baby after that.  Soon it is going to be his turn for a night of pampering.  Any suggestions?

I Prove Something To My BF

My boyfriend knows I like cum.  On my body.  Down my throat.  Dripping out of me.  Wherever.  I really like it.  I think of it as the prize I get for pleasing a man and you should treat prizes with respect.

Anyway, he joke that I was addicted to it.  I told him I probably was.  So he decided to do a test.  He withheld from me for four days!  In that time he teased the hell out of me, flashing his cock, jerking off when I was out of the room and stopping when I came in.  It sucked.  But he wasn't cumming either.  After four days he had enough.  I was now teasing him.  I'd say things like "God I really wish your cum was sliding out of my pussy."  When I caught him jerking off I said, "When you get precum call me in the room.  I'm thirsty."  So I can tease better and he gave in.

I gave him a bj and was so happy when the precum started to dribble out.  As it was getting close to getting the good stuff, he pushed me off him and came all over my face!  I told him I wanted to swallow it!  I went into mad overdrive, licking it off my lips, scooping it off my face with my fingers and swallowing it.  Some drip offed onto my tit, so I got that off.  He was stunned because I was like a mad woman, but I wasn't thinking.  I then grabbed his cock and squeezed more out, which I promptly slurped up.  Then I started sucking on the head to get more.  When I couldn't get more I asked if we had a tiny straw I could stick in and suck out the rest.  That's when he stopped me.  "You are addicted," he said.

Well, duh.  It's good.  Don't you all think so?

Another Challenge Completed!

Okay, exciting news!  My bf is letting me write this one because he found it hot.  At first he didn't like people giving me challenges to do, though he admitted it made him hard to read them.  He was also too shy to have sex with me in the back of a car, but i will help him overcome that shyness. 

He let me do the food one.  He went to the store and bought me a cucumber.  It wasn't too big.  The deal was this.  I would masturbate with it and then eat it in a salad.  No dressing other than me!

He prepped me a bowl of lettuce and got a fork and then got the cucumber and brought me into his bedroom.  His parents were gone and weren't coming back until the next day, so we would not get caught again.  I was super wet.  The cucumber was standard size and not very thick.  It didn't take much to work it all in.  I went to town on it too.  I was pumping it in and out, twisting it.  I wanted it as juicy as possible.  With my other hand I rubbed my clit.  I came pretty quickly and he took a knife and being careful not to touch it too much so that my juices wouldn't come off, he cut up a bunch of slices in the salad.  He did not eat any!  He was kind of grossed out by how wet I got it.

I ate it and that made him hard so I ended up taking care of that for him after.  It didn't taste bad, and I felt kind of dirty.  He said my readers are sickos, but he kind of liked it.  I'm waiting the next one!


One Bit of Good News

My on again/off again bf (who was off yesterday) read my blog last night and got sad.  Now we are a couple again, and he is thinking of moving out of his parents house so we can get a place together!  The only problem?  I can't write about what he and i do and i can't cheat on him.  That means i do not know what this blog will be about now.  Me masturbating maybe? My thoughts on life?  i don't know how you will feel about this, but i am happy to have My bf back.

Life Sucks

Firsties, I luv, luv, luv that picture.  Okay, but life sucks, though.  Why?  Well, my computer died, so I have to use a friend's.  And now I found out that a friend in the bay area got into a really bad car accident.  I may have to go down there to see her and I may not have a ride now.  Also, being lazy sucks because now i have even less chance to update this stupid blog.

i'm thinking of stopping it totally until i can do it more.  and then there is another incident.

A girl who i met because of this blog has gotten all kinds of stalkery on me.  It sucks because she followed me to a friends house and he had to literally throw her off his property and not only threatened to call the cops next time she came by or bothered me, but also threatened to hurt her.  so much drama.

would you guys care if I stopped this for awhile, or would you rather read updates when I can do them?

I Take The Challenge

I did it!  Finally!  I took the challenge.  I had asked my readers to come up with some sex challenges for me, and i picked the one i liked the best and did it and as promised am writing about it here.

The challenge was that I use a dildo in my mouth, pussy and ass while bringing myself to orgasm in whatever way i could.  I could use it in my body in any order, but I got bonus points for using my ass first or second, and I could not clean it after.

I have one dildo a reader bought for me (thanks, Danny!).  It is purple and eight inches and kinda wide.  It is shaped like a dick too. I like it.  It doesn't vibrate or anything, but it fills me up if you know what i mean.

The order I decided to go in was pussy, ass and mouth. I'm pretty clean so I didn't think that would be bad.

Since I live with my parents, i had to wait until they went out. I have loud orgasms, and I was already really excited, so i knew i was going to be very vocal. Once they left for a movie and dinner party I stripped down, grabbed the lube (thanks again Danny!) and took the challenge.

I laid on my back. My pussy was already dripping so the dildo slid in easily.  I gave it several good thrusts and then used my left hand fingers to rub my clit.  Soon my knees were up and I was working the dildo in up to its balls.  This is the one thing i hate about dildos.  The balls don't slap against my ass like a regular set do.  That's why I prefer a real dick.  Also because a real dick cums. You girls know how good that feels to have a guy cum in you.

So I was working that in, my juices running down my ass.  I could feel my asshole twitching, which it does when I get close to cumming.  I pumped the dildo into me harder and rubbed my clit faster.  And then I peaked.  After ten minutes I was cumming my brains out.

I was thrashing around on my bed, moaning and groaning and then just shook!  It was a great orgasm.  Next, the ass.  I wanted to have such a little break so I could continue to ride this wave.

I got on all fours and lubed up the dildo, which probably didn't need it, but i didn't want to have to stop halfway through.  I put a little on my ass too.

I slowly worked the dildo in my ass with my right hand, my face buried in the pillow to stifle my grunts.  Even though I've taken dicks and other things in my ass, I'm still tight, so I have to work it.  Even as I worked it I used my other hand to rub my clit.

As I worked the dildo in deeper inch by inch, I rubbed my clit more.  My ass finally let me push it all the way in and when I felt it reach the balls i started to orgasm again.  My ass twitching wanted to push it out, so I held it in there and rubbed harder.  When I came I ended up screaming into the pillow and biting it.

I collapsed on my stomach, and the dildo pushed out of my ass.  I was still shakey from the orgasm so I grabbed it, rolled onto my back, and started rubbing my clit again.  Then I opened my mouth and started fucking my mouth hard with the dildo.

I was so out of my mind with pleasure that I could not even distinguish the tastes.  I don't even remember the tastes.  All I was doing was pushing it deep, sometimes up to the balls, gagging on it while rubbing my clit like a crazy woman.  I was picturing this one guy i know who really likes to fuck my throat and is pretty rough, but I love it.

I actually had two orgasms doing this and i almost threw up because during the second one i really forced it down.  By the time i was done i was covered in sweat and my room smelled like my pussy.  My sheets were soaked too.  I took the challenge and i liked it.  Now, any others?