Showing posts with label phone sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label phone sex. Show all posts

Sunday, February 1, 2009

she does it too

i have a friend with some body weight issues. she's kinda bigger. she has bf, but he's not that good to her. anyway, she told me she met some guy online and they have been having awesome phone sex (I don't think he pays her, though he should, she needs money too). anyway, i guess they get pretty nasty.

he calls her pig, makes her oink, calls he a slut, makes her choke herself and gag herself. he even had her shove something big thing inside herself and she tore her pussy her somehting. crazy wild.

she wondered if i thought she was sick. i said no. as long as she enjoys it and he does. it sounds like they both do.

i have a question: what's your kink? tell me. comment here.

also, thanks to all the people sending me porno pictures and movies to get off on. i appreciate it.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

i need a job

it's official. life sux. i can't find work. i am almost broke. i applied at Burger King fifteen minutes ago. i've sunk to this.

people, it sux! i thought obama, who i love, was gonna make it better!!!!!! i feel kinda slutty because i made money doing phone sex, but what else am i supposed to do? it's not like i walked a street or something, but i guess that's next right? no.

some guy imed me offering to take pictures of my boobs and he'd pay me. i thought abuot it. should i? i don't know.

this life is horrible. how can i move out if i have no cash? get a car? anything?

i thought about ditching the blog because nobody cares, but i feel like its a confessional now. what shoudl i do?

if every person who reads this sends me a buck, i'd have like five dollars. lol

any ideas? anyone? help!!!!

i had fun today!!!!!

finally.

i was chatting online with an older woman. she was 35 and we were talking about jobs (she works in insurance), no money, and sex. she is bi, too, and married. we were talking about our first times with other girls and getting all hot and bothered. then she offered me some money to do phone sex. i thought for sure she was a guy, but i accepted because i didn't care. i was pretty horny even though i've been sick.

well, she called, and i'm glad my parents weren't home because i was loud. it was really a she, and we had an awesome time. we both came hard. i used a hair brush and she used a vibrator. she couldn't believe i didn't have one and she may buy me one. how cool is that?

i told her about my first time with a girl and she lost it. she came so loud and hard. her hubbie is lucky. i hope when i'm 35 i am still that hot for sex.

she lives in ny, so i don't think i'll ever meet her, but who knows. we promised we'd meet for fun if we were ever near each other. if you're reading this, thank you for a wonderful orgasm. you rock! and thanks for helping me out with this financial bind. you are super nice for so many reasons. i sent you a pic. i hope you like it.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Telephone Time

okay, so here's a weird thing. i get off with people hearing me masturbate on the phone. i know its weird, but it is also kinda cool. i get off, and so does whoever is on the other end.

so i ran into a guy online and i told him of my money troubles and he offered to pay me some money to hear me do this (to cover the phone call). i thought that was cool, so i said yes, but then he flaked and said he couldn't do that. i was so hot and wet that i just said we'll do it anyway, and we did.

i'll admit i came hard. i can't help it. i was turned on big time. he came too. we all had a good time and he said he would help out next time.

tonight i'm on line reading blogs on here, and he asks for it again, but says he can't help out. i tell him no way, and then he's like, just a quick moan? um, no. you stiffed me once. i'm not doing that again. i can't pay my long distance bill as it is.

waht makes guys do that? are they all that dumb?