i had fun today!!!!!

finally.

i was chatting online with an older woman. she was 35 and we were talking about jobs (she works in insurance), no money, and sex. she is bi, too, and married. we were talking about our first times with other girls and getting all hot and bothered. then she offered me some money to do phone sex. i thought for sure she was a guy, but i accepted because i didn't care. i was pretty horny even though i've been sick.

well, she called, and i'm glad my parents weren't home because i was loud. it was really a she, and we had an awesome time. we both came hard. i used a hair brush and she used a vibrator. she couldn't believe i didn't have one and she may buy me one. how cool is that?

i told her about my first time with a girl and she lost it. she came so loud and hard. her hubbie is lucky. i hope when i'm 35 i am still that hot for sex.

she lives in ny, so i don't think i'll ever meet her, but who knows. we promised we'd meet for fun if we were ever near each other. if you're reading this, thank you for a wonderful orgasm. you rock! and thanks for helping me out with this financial bind. you are super nice for so many reasons. i sent you a pic. i hope you like it.

43 Dicks

feeling better. not great, but better.

i talked to a guy online last night. he's pretty cool. married guy. he and i were talking about bjs and he told me he and his wife figured out one night that she had sucked 43 different guys! that's fucking hot! speaking as someone who loves bjs, i can say that one of the greatest pleasures is the first time you get a new dick in you. girls who really like dick know exactly what i'm talking about. each one is so different.

i want to break that record. new goal in life! woo-hoo!

he also told me i needed to post a picture so that people know what i look like. he's seen me before, but i'm not sure i want everyone seeing my face. plus, i tried and can't figure it out. i'm not puter literate.

what i want to hear is how many dicks everyone has sucked. i'm going to try and put a poll on to see. i hope this works. i'll tell you now. mine is under 20.

Sick

i'm sick today. no fun. was hoping to go job hunting. nope. missed a date, too. that could've been fun.

think i'm bi again.

want to feel better.